Shop Official Merch

Description: For every seller who watched their pride and joy roll off the block for way less than expected, this design delivers the sting with a smirk. “Sold! — For Less Than I Wanted” is a bold, deadpan tribute to the heartbreak of the hammer drop. Whether you’re flipping classics or just watching the chaos unfold, this one’s for the emotionally underpaid. Part of the Bidder’s Remorse Series — because regret comes standard.

Description: You raised your paddle. You believed. And then someone else took it home. “Sold! …To Someone Else” is a clean, punchy design for every auction-goer who’s been outbid, outgunned, or just plain unlucky. Wear it with pride — you were almost the winning bidder. Great for auction fans, car collectors, and anyone who’s ever lost a bidding war with flair.

Description: For every seller who watched the bidding stall just below their dreams, this design hits home. “Reserve Not Met — Just Like My Expectations” is a sarcastic salute to the heartbreak of the auction block. Whether you’re unloading a classic or just watching the circus, this one’s for you. Ideal for car flippers, auction veterans, and anyone who’s ever muttered “I should’ve kept it.”

Description: A timeless icon, reimagined through the lens of personal history and vintage illustration. This stylized front view of the MG MGA captures the elegance of mid-century British motoring — chrome grille, rounded fenders, and unmistakable charm. Based on a photo I took and infused with the hand-drawn aesthetic of earlier works, it’s a tribute to the cars that defined an era. Perfect for collectors, enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the beauty of classic roadsters.

Description: Straight from the CB radio playbook, “Rolling Refinery” is trucker slang for a fuel-hauling rig — and this design brings that nickname to life with bold styling and road-worn attitude. Whether it’s diesel, gas, or oil, this one’s for the long-haulers who keep the highways humming and the tanks topped off. Vintage Mack vibes meet CB culture in a tribute to the rigs that never stop rolling. Part of the Hey Breaker Series — where road slang meets rig pride.

Description: Slide into the groove with this vintage-inspired 8-track tribute to smooth rides and timeless tunes. “Cruisin Classics” features a bold equalizer graphic in warm 70s tones—mustard, burnt orange, and rust—set against a clean cartridge layout that channels stereo nostalgia. Whether you’re rolling down Main Street or parked at the drive-in, this design celebrates the analog era with style. Perfect for music lovers, car culture fans, and anyone who knows the best playlists come with patina.

Description: A chaotic little goblin takes the wheel and things get… questionable. “Goblin Mode Activated” meets pure automotive mischief in this hot‑rod‑powered design featuring a wild, grease‑smeared goblin who absolutely should not be trusted with horsepower. Perfect for gearheads, hot rod fans, goblin‑core enjoyers, and anyone who embraces a little controlled chaos in the garage. Great for car shows, wrenching weekends, burnout nights, or just living your best goblin life.

Description: For every gearhead who's raised a paddle only to watch the price skyrocket, this design captures the heartbreak of the auction block. “Outbid Again — Story of My Life” is a bold, tongue-in-cheek tribute to the dreamers, the watchers, and the ones who almost had it. Perfect for car show regulars, auction addicts, and anyone who’s ever lost a bidding war with style.

Description: Kick back with this laid-back legend of the garage. Featuring a sunglasses-wearing koala lounging in a beach chair, this design delivers mechanic pride with a tropical twist. Whether you're wrenching or relaxing, it's a reminder that the tools are in good hands. Perfect for shop pros, weekend warriors, and anyone who’s earned their chill.

Description: For the wrench-turners, budget-burners, and horsepower dreamers—this badge-style design celebrates the DIY spirit with a bold declaration: Built Not Bought. Featuring crossed wrenches and distressed type, it’s a tribute to those who build with sweat, not swipe. The tagline Proudly Poor Since The First Bolt adds a wink of truth every garage veteran knows too well. Finished with Handmade Horsepower for the final flex, this one’s made for shop walls, toolboxes, and anyone who’s ever chased torque on a shoestring.

Description: Say hello to the claw-ver crew at Meow-Chanics! This playful badge design features a wrench-wielding feline ready to tackle your toughest tune-ups. With bold lettering and a gearhead grin, it’s perfect for mechanics, car lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good pun. Whether you're fixing engines or just flexing your feline finesse, this design proves you're a certified purr-fessional.

Description: Celebrate the beauty of rust and the soul of aged metal with this Patina Preservation Society design. Featuring distressed textures and tongue-in-cheek slogans like “We make rust look good” and “Because shiny is overrated,” it’s a badge of honor for gearheads who value character over chrome. Perfect for welders, restorers, and anyone who sees potential in patina.

Description: A visual twist on a classic car phrase. In gearhead lingo, “four on the floor” refers to a four-speed manual transmission with the shifter mounted in the floor. This design takes that literally — a bold number 4 resting on a plank floor — turning mechanic slang into minimalist humor. Perfect for car lovers who appreciate a good pun and a clean illustration. Whether you’ve rowed through gears or just love vintage shop talk, this one’s for you.

Description: A visual pun for the old-school gearhead. “Three on the tree” refers to a three-speed manual transmission with the shifter mounted on the steering column — a setup familiar to vintage car lovers. This design takes it literally: a bold number 3 perched on a tree, blending mechanic slang with minimalist humor. It’s a nod to simpler times, when shifting gears meant knowing your way around a column. Ideal for anyone who appreciates retro rides, shop talk, and clever illustration.

Description: For every car lover who’s ever drained their savings chasing speed, this design says it loud: “My bank account just hit zero – Because horsepower isn’t free!” With bold typography and a wink of financial pain, it’s perfect for builders, tuners, and anyone who knows that performance parts don’t come cheap. Wear it like a badge of honor—because broke is just part of the build.

Description: Hit the horizon with this throwback design that screams freedom, horsepower, and a little bit of rebellion. Featuring vintage sunset stripes and tire tracks fading into the distance, this design channels the golden age of grab-a-gear-and-go. Whether you're shifting through life or just ghosting the daily grind, this one's for the drivers, drifters, and dreamers. Perfect for road warriors, burnout kings, and anyone who believes the best therapy comes with a clutch pedal.

Description: Start your day with a spark — literally. This cheerful cartoon car battery is all smiles and full voltage, proudly declaring “I Started It!” like the unsung hero it is. With rosy cheeks, waving arms, and a grin that says “I’m the reason you made it to work,” this design is perfect for mechanics, gearheads, and anyone who knows the power of a good crank. Whether you're repping shop life or just love a little automotive humor, this battery’s got your back.

Description: Straight from the CB airwaves, “Go-Go Juice” is trucker slang for fuel — and this bold logo design captures that high-octane spirit. With retro styling and road-ready attitude, it’s perfect for gearheads, long-haulers, and anyone who knows that horsepower runs on more than just gas. Whether you’re hauling freight or cruising for fun, this one’s for the folks who speak fluent truck stop.

Description: Rule the streets with The Rat King, a bold wanted‑poster tribute to this legendary 454 big block. This design blends Western outlaw grit with vintage liquor‑label flair, celebrating the undisputed monarch of Rat Motors. Perfect for gearheads, drag‑strip diehards, and anyone who worships torque in its purest form.

Description: Celebrate the scrappy legend that built hot‑rodding: the 350 small block. The Mouse brings attitude and edge to the classic small block with a wanted‑poster design that highlights its sleeper‑car mischief and street‑level chaos. A perfect fit for builders, tinkerers, and small‑block loyalists.

Description: Some mods scream performance. Others just scream. This dictionary-style design breaks down “Universal Fit Spoilers” with phonetic flair and brutal honesty: a gift to those who shouldn’t have nice things. Featuring a cartoon car rocking a hilariously oversized wing, it’s a tribute to the bolt-on blunders that plague parking lots and car meets alike. For gearheads who know the difference between downforce and downfall.

Description: Rev it up and let the neighbors know: this design is for those who believe horsepower should be heard. Featuring a blazing red sports car surrounded by sonic bursts, “I Like Loud Cars” celebrates the unapologetic joy of throttle, turbo, and tire-screeching rebellion. Whether you’re a track junkie, a street legend, or just someone who thinks quiet is overrated, this one’s for you.

Description: Meet the "Garage Rat"-your gritty, grease-loving mascot for late-night wrench sessions and busted-knuckle pride. This bold design features a battle-hardened rat gripping a wrench like it owns the shop, set against a splattered yellow backdrop that screams DIY rebellion. Perfect for mechanics, gearheads, and anyone who knows the smell of burnt oil and victory.

Description: Whether you're towing a boat or tying the knot, “Happily Hitched” delivers the perfect blend of mechanical connection and matrimonial bliss. Featuring a stylized trailer hitch locked in place, this design celebrates love, loyalty, and the joy of a solid hookup. Ideal for couples who haul together, camp together, or just appreciate a good pun on commitment.

Description: For those who’ve turned more wrenches than patience, this design hits like a torque wrench to the funny bone. Featuring a gritty fist gripping a wrench and a blunt truth bomb, “I’m a Mechanic But I Can’t Fix Stupid” is perfect for anyone who’s dealt with stripped bolts and brain cells alike. Built for garage warriors, sarcastic techs, and anyone who knows the real challenge isn’t the engine—it’s the driver.

Description: Unleash the modern predator with The Coyote, a high‑revving outlaw tribute a 5.0 powerhouse. This wanted‑poster design blends Western grit with tuner‑culture energy, capturing the engine known for stalking redlines and terrorizing dynos. Ideal for Mustang fans, tuners, and modern muscle enthusiasts.

Description: Red, white, and vroom. This design throws it back to peak American muscle with a 1967 Mustang Fastback front and center, backed by bold USA lettering in flag-drenched glory. It’s a tribute to freedom, fuel, and the kind of car that makes bald eagles cry tears of joy. Whether you're cruising Main Street or wrenching in the garage, this tee is built for patriots who bleed octane.

Description: Because not all wheels are created equal. This design throws quiet shade at questionable fitment, fake splits, and chrome crimes. Ideal for detailers, tuners, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a set of rolling sins. Stick it, wear it, flaunt it—just make sure your own setup passes the vibe check.

Description: Celebrate the art of restoration with this bold, vintage-inspired design. “Junkyard Garage” isn’t just a name — it’s a mindset. With distressed textures, racing checks, and a motto that speaks to every gearhead’s soul, this graphic honors the belief that nothing’s truly junk if you know what you’re looking at. Perfect for builders, scroungers, and dreamers who see potential in every rusty bolt.

Description: Buckle up, buttercup. This bold graphic says what every car enthusiast is thinking: “My Car Is Meaner Than Yours.” Whether you’re rocking a turbocharged beast or just love a little automotive trash talk, this design delivers high-octane attitude in all caps. Perfect for shirts, stickers, garage décor, or anything that needs a little extra horsepower in the personality department. Featuring exaggerated typography and a playful layout, it’s a must-have for gearheads, hot rodders, and anyone who knows their ride rules the road.

Description: Slide back in time with this tribute to the original garage gliders. Featuring a classic wooden creeper in all its bolt-and-wheel glory, this design is a nod to the days when mechanics rolled low and worked hard. Whether you're wrenching in the shop or just creeping through life with style, this design says it all — without saying a word. Perfect for old-school gearheads, DIY legends, and anyone who knows the floor is where the magic happens.

Description: When precision fails and duct tape prevails, “There, Fixed-ish” says it all. Featuring a slapped-together sign and a wrench for good measure, this design celebrates the art of almost-fixing things. Ideal for mechanics, weekend warriors, and anyone who’s ever muttered “good enough” while walking away from a questionable repair.

Description: Cue the anthem and fire up the ignition—“We Are The Champions” brings four medal-wearing spark plugs to the winner’s circle. Whether you're saluting the a certain sparkplug brand, belting out the song, or just celebrating peak performance, this design hits all the right notes. It’s a high-voltage tribute to engine excellence, teamwork, and car culture pride.

Description: Who needs candlelight when you’ve got aisle 7? “I Enjoy Romantic Walks… Through the Car Parts Store” is a love letter to grease-stained hands and spontaneous gasket shopping. Whether you're hunting for a new alternator or just admiring the glow of chrome under fluorescent lights, this design is for those who find true joy in torque specs and impulse buys.

Description: For those fluent in bad decisions and bolt-on embarrassment, this design breaks it down like a dictionary entry. “Fake Hood Scoops” gets the full phonetic treatment, complete with its true meaning: a gift to those who shouldn’t have nice things. Whether you’ve seen them at the car meet or survived owning one, this shirt is a tribute to the mods that make mechanics weep and purists rage. Satirical, sharp, and painfully accurate.

Description: Rev up your style with “The Purrformance Shop,” where catitude meets horsepower. This bold design features a wrench-wielding feline flanked by a spark plug and piston, perfect for gearheads who love a good pun. Whether you're a mechanic, car enthusiast, or just a sucker for whiskered wit, this shop badge keeps your ride (and your wardrobe) purr-forming at its best.