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Squirrel Tech, Funny Car Mascot for Destruction, Not Diagnostics Card

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Meet the rodent responsible for more engine lights than poor maintenance: Squirrel Tech Auto Destruction Service. This design features a mischievous squirrel atop an engine block, wire in paw, backed by retro sunset stripes and the promise, "We Void Warranties So You Don’t Have To!" It’s the perfect badge of honor for gearheads who’ve seen what one rogue critter can do—or just want to wear their mechanical misadventures with pride. Ideal for mechanics, DIY car nerds, and anyone whose check engine light is basically a lifestyle.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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