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Certified Salty, Road Treatment with a Side of Sass Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Feeling bitter? So is this truck. Certified Salty flips the slang on its head with a snowplow spreading salt like it’s handling emotional damage. Whether you're throwing shade or just clearing the way, this design delivers a cold-weather pun with hot attitude. Wear it when you're not mad, just disappointed.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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