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Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design Card

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  • Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design Card by gregspradlin
Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design Card by gregspradlin
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Couldn’t afford the car… got you this instead. Vroom vroom.For the car lover with a sense of humor. This simple, straight-faced design makes the perfect sarcastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where laughter is worth more than horsepower.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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Profile image About Automotive Art by Greg
Automotive artist with work featured in Hot Rod Magazine and a portfolio of custom designs for Hemmings Muscle Machines, Sport Truck, and Rod and Custom Magazine. I’ve also collaborated with industry icons like American Racing Wheels and the legendary Ed 'Big Daddy' Roth. Blending automotive history with a touch of humor and nostalgia, my goal is to keep the spirit of the road alive in every piece. Thanks for stopping by!
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