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Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design Shorts

$30.08
  • Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design by gregspradlin
  • Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design by gregspradlin
  • Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design by gregspradlin
Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design by gregspradlin Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design by gregspradlin Couldn’t Afford the Car, Funny Sarcastic Gift Design by gregspradlin

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Couldn’t afford the car… got you this instead. Vroom vroom.For the car lover with a sense of humor. This simple, straight-faced design makes the perfect sarcastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where laughter is worth more than horsepower.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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Profile image About Automotive Art by Greg
Automotive artist with work featured in Hot Rod Magazine and a portfolio of custom designs for Hemmings Muscle Machines, Sport Truck, and Rod & Custom Magazine. I’ve also collaborated with industry icons like American Racing Wheels and the legendary Ed 'Big Daddy' Roth. Blending automotive history with a touch of humor and nostalgia, my goal is to keep the spirit of the road alive in every piece. Thanks for stopping by!
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