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I Love You! But Mechanics Don’t Wear Rings Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Love, torque, and a touch of realism. This bold design blends romantic flair with mechanic humor, perfect for gearheads who know that rings and wrenching don’t mix. Featuring distressed typography and a heart-shaped emblem with crossed tools, it’s a cheeky nod to the hands-on lifestyle of mechanics, technicians, and anyone who’s ever had to choose between jewelry and a socket set. Great gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because your favorite grease monkey deserves a laugh.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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