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Let’s Drive This Piece of Garbage Socks

$17.75
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Bold, busted, and barely roadworthy — this design is for the brave souls who roll with rust, duct tape, and a prayer. Featuring a ransom-note style font that looks like it was pieced together from a glovebox full of regrets, it’s perfect for anyone who’s ever said “don’t worry, she starts… eventually.” Whether you wrench or just ride, this tee is a badge of honor for the mechanically cursed.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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