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Silently Judging Your Ride Card

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A deadpan declaration for the discerning gearhead. This design delivers quiet sass with bold clarity—perfect for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a clapped-out Civic or admired a pristine build from afar. Whether slapped on a toolbox, bumper, or laptop, it’s the ultimate passive-aggressive nod to car culture snobbery.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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