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Silently Judging Your Ride Sticker

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A deadpan declaration for the discerning gearhead. This design delivers quiet sass with bold clarity—perfect for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a clapped-out Civic or admired a pristine build from afar. Whether slapped on a toolbox, bumper, or laptop, it’s the ultimate passive-aggressive nod to car culture snobbery.

Sticker sizes include: Small (3.8” x 2.4”), Medium (5.5” x 3.5”), Large (8.5” x 5.5”). Individual kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Semi gloss finish includes a thin white border around the sticker. Not recommended for automobile use. Perfect for placing on your laptop, notebook or almost anywhere your imagination leads! 16" laptop shown in image.

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