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Silently Judging Your Ride Pillow

$25

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A deadpan declaration for the discerning gearhead. This design delivers quiet sass with bold clarity—perfect for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a clapped-out Civic or admired a pristine build from afar. Whether slapped on a toolbox, bumper, or laptop, it’s the ultimate passive-aggressive nod to car culture snobbery.

Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America.

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