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Trash Panda Security Services - Raccoon Patrol Card

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Lock up your leftovers Trash Panda Security Services is on the scene. This bold design features a raccoon in full security guard gear, arms crossed in front of a sleek patrol car and a suspiciously snack-filled storefront. With the tagline “We test, we breach, we feast,” it’s a tribute to nocturnal mischief and unauthorized audits. Perfect for fans of raccoon chaos, mall cop parody, and anyone who knows the real threats come with claws and attitude.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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