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Fake Hood Scoops - Definition of Regret Card

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For those fluent in bad decisions and bolt-on embarrassment, this design breaks it down like a dictionary entry. “Fake Hood Scoops” gets the full phonetic treatment, complete with its true meaning: a gift to those who shouldn’t have nice things. Whether you’ve seen them at the car meet or survived owning one, this shirt is a tribute to the mods that make mechanics weep and purists rage. Satirical, sharp, and painfully accurate.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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