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Fake Hood Scoops - Definition of Regret Tote

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For those fluent in bad decisions and bolt-on embarrassment, this design breaks it down like a dictionary entry. “Fake Hood Scoops” gets the full phonetic treatment, complete with its true meaning: a gift to those who shouldn’t have nice things. Whether you’ve seen them at the car meet or survived owning one, this shirt is a tribute to the mods that make mechanics weep and purists rage. Satirical, sharp, and painfully accurate.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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