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Too Many Features To List Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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This design riffs on the car‑listing cliché: “Too Many Features To List.” Whether you’ve seen it in dealership ads, auction write‑ups, or sketchy classifieds. Here, the phrase becomes a bold, funny statement that works two ways — it can describe a fully loaded ride, or the person wearing it. With distressed typography and a clean, high‑contrast layout, it’s perfect for car enthusiasts, mechanics, auction watchers, or anyone who likes a little self‑aware swagger.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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