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I Came to Bid, Not Win – Auction Humor Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Some people bid to win. Others bid to participate. “I Came to Bid — Not Win” is a clean, deadpan tribute to the auction-goers who know their limits but still love the game. Whether you’re raising a paddle for sport or just flexing your bidder number, this design captures the spirit of showing up without showing off. Part of the Bidder’s Row Series — for the financially cautious and emotionally committed.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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