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My Retirement Fund Is In the Garage Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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A perfect design for anyone whose long‑term financial strategy involves classic cars, tools, and half‑finished projects. With bold retro lettering and a punchy layout, this design celebrates the universal truth of gearhead life: the garage is the investment plan. Great for mechanics, builders, tinkerers, and anyone who’d rather put their money into horsepower than a 401(k).

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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