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My Retirement Fund Is In the Garage Socks

$17.75
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A perfect design for anyone whose long‑term financial strategy involves classic cars, tools, and half‑finished projects. With bold retro lettering and a punchy layout, this design celebrates the universal truth of gearhead life: the garage is the investment plan. Great for mechanics, builders, tinkerers, and anyone who’d rather put their money into horsepower than a 401(k).

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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