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Perform-O Premium Tire Air - Satirical Vintage 1950s Gas Station Mascot Bag

$25.82

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A humorous, retro-style logo for "Perform-O Premium Tire Air," a satirical take on automotive marketing gimmicks. Designed with a mid-century "Googie" aesthetic, the emblem features a cheerful mascot holding an air hose and bold, script typography. The design leans into the joke by proudly advertising a "78% Nitrogen Standard Blend"—which is the exact composition of normal Earth atmosphere—and technical data specifying a "0% HP Increase." With its "Atmospherically Extracted" tagline and "Works Instantly Upon Inflation" promise, this logo is a perfect nod to car enthusiasts who enjoy poking fun at overpriced "premium" nitrogen fill services.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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