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Perform-O Track-Ready Competition Mix: Satirical Performance Tire Air Logo Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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A high-performance parody of vintage racing decals, this logo features the "Perform-O Ultra-Light Frictionless Blend." Part of a satirical automotive series, this design targets the "track day" crowd with a "Track-Ready Competition Mix" that promises a "0% Drag Coefficient" and is "Engineered to Cut Lap Times." The artwork maintains a classic mid-century aesthetic with a vibrant mascot and bold script, utilizing a sophisticated cream, deep red, and gold color palette. It’s a perfect tongue-in-cheek tribute to the pseudo-scientific claims often found in racing performance additives and "premium" tire services.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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