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Fast & Thirsty – MPG? Never Heard of Her Card

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A too‑cool dog in shades, a flame‑licked hot rod, and fuel economy that absolutely does not exist — Fast & Thirsty is built for anyone who loves speed, noise, and a little unapologetic chaos. Featuring the punchline “MPG? Never Heard of Her,” this design blends retro hot‑rod attitude with character‑driven humor for a look that feels bold, mischievous, and proudly inefficient.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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