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Fast & Thirsty – MPG? Never Heard of Her Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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A too‑cool dog in shades, a flame‑licked hot rod, and fuel economy that absolutely does not exist — Fast & Thirsty is built for anyone who loves speed, noise, and a little unapologetic chaos. Featuring the punchline “MPG? Never Heard of Her,” this design blends retro hot‑rod attitude with character‑driven humor for a look that feels bold, mischievous, and proudly inefficient.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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