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Fast & Thirsty – MPG? Never Heard of Her Socks

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A too‑cool dog in shades, a flame‑licked hot rod, and fuel economy that absolutely does not exist — Fast & Thirsty is built for anyone who loves speed, noise, and a little unapologetic chaos. Featuring the punchline “MPG? Never Heard of Her,” this design blends retro hot‑rod attitude with character‑driven humor for a look that feels bold, mischievous, and proudly inefficient.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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