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Fast & Thirsty – MPG? Never Heard of Her Sticker

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A too‑cool dog in shades, a flame‑licked hot rod, and fuel economy that absolutely does not exist — Fast & Thirsty is built for anyone who loves speed, noise, and a little unapologetic chaos. Featuring the punchline “MPG? Never Heard of Her,” this design blends retro hot‑rod attitude with character‑driven humor for a look that feels bold, mischievous, and proudly inefficient.

Individually kiss cut vinyl sticker. Semi gloss finish. 3 x 4 inch max size includes a thin white border around the sticker. Not recommended for automobile use. Perfect for placing on your laptop, notebook or almost anywhere your imagination leads!

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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