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Dealer Recommended Wallet Flush – Void Where Common Sense Applies Card

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A vintage‑style parody of dealership service upsells, featuring the mock product “Premium Synthetic Wallet Flush” proudly labeled as Dealer Recommended and stamped with the warning “Void Where Common Sense Applies.” Perfect for gearheads who know the pain of mystery fees, unnecessary services, and that one service advisor who always “highly recommends” everything. Retro illustration meets sharp automotive sarcasm — ideal for mechanics, DIY wrenchers, and anyone who’s ever walked into a dealership for an oil change and walked out financially lighter.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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